Black tie Dinners
Our award-winning Black tie Dinners at The Crooked House are decadent dining experiences, held by candlelight in our 600 year-old home.
16 guests, a Champagne Reception, home-cooked dinner and a shared table, hosted by the Crooked Men.
Gatherings marked by the seasons, each telling the remarkable story of The Crooked House.
Immersive. Opulent. Unforgettable.
Our next Black tie Dinners are…
‘A Crooked Christmas ’
Built in 1395, our ancient home has seen six centuries of Christmas - from Medieval Yuletide to a modern-day Christmas love story.
Join us to celebrate Christmas at The Crooked House with this magical, immersive Black tie Dinner that will leave you feeling fabulously festive!
Scroll down for dates and details…
Due to the steep stairs and fragile historic interiors of The Crooked House, unfortunately this experience is unsuitable for anyone with mobility issues, children under 18 or any pets.
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12 December 2026
Black tie Dinner
£165 per personSOLD OUT
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19 December 2026
Black tie Dinner
£165 per personSOLD OUT
What they said…
“You two have practically created magic!”
“Truly spectacular. Yes, yes, yes!”
“There’s nothing else like this in the world!”
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you offer accommodation / where can I stay the night?
With only one bedroom here, you sadly can’t stay at The Crooked House! However, Lavenham has two hotels in the village, along with a number of holiday cottages available on AirBnb.
The whole village is small and walkable, so wherever you choose to book, you’ll only be a short stroll to The Crooked House!
How do I get to you from London?
It’s easy to get to The Crooked House from London. Direct and frequent trains run from London Liverpool Street Station to Colchester Station (45-min), followed by a 30-min pre-booked taxi to Lavenham.
By car, The Crooked House is a 2-hour drive from central London and there are three car parks in the village.
What time does Dinner start and end?
All Black tie Dinners start at 7pm sharp, with no latecomers admitted - so don’t be late!
Our evening together will finish at 11pm.
What’s the dress code?
The Crooked House gets dressed up for Dinner, so we ask our guests to do the same. Our events have a ‘black tie’ dress code, with long or cocktail dresses both acceptable.
Can I take photos / videos?
No, you can’t. All events at The Crooked House have a strict ‘no photo/video’ policy, to ensure the privacy of our guests and our home. So switch off your phone and immerse yourself in the experience!
How many friends can I bring?
Black tie Dinners at The Crooked House are wonderfully sociable occasions. Some guests come on their own, some as a couple, others bring a group of friends - and we mix everyone together around our dining table.
However, to ensure a fair mix of guests, tickets are limited to a maximum of six per person. For larger parties, please see Private Dining.
I have dietary restrictions…
Please let us know any dietary restrictions when requesting tickets and we will do our best to accommodate. As all our dishes are home-cooked and prepared by us in our own kitchen, we may be unable to cater for severe allergies, but please contact us to discuss.